The United Socialist States of Name Goes Here is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Second Coming of Nestor Makhno with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.199 billion Nameans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Ciudad de Nuevo México. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Name Goes Herean economy, worth 96.1 trillion bread crumbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 80,172 bread crumbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", revolutionaries only deal in CyanCatCoin, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Name Goes Here's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Name Goes Here is ranked 200,516^th in the world and 283^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Populations, with 1.20 billion capita.